A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.
Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.
legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...
the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton john: nuff said! rory;circle jerk? enda: awesome! shane: did anyone remember to bring soap? *on an unrelated matter... peter fap fap fap
Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"
Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.
Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks. Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught. Customer: But there's a tap there. Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos
Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild Lads: You mean meeting gemma......