A fork of Rural Dictionary
The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.
girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"
A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.
Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*
A term used to describe a person acting in a homosexual manner.
Finbar: *does something sus*
His hot/smart friend Thomas: "Ur a gay enchilada
An insult used primarily by me. It implies that the current behavior of a person is somewhat gay.
Finbar: *does something gay*
Thomas: "you're a gay enchilada!"
Oxygen particles *bounce off of each other*
Humans: *move bodies randomly* "look I'm dancing."
Country music is the best kind of music.