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When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.
Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!
An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!
Roadside yoga. During long roadtrips, y'all just pull over on the road shoulder and do some group yoga.
Driver: "How is everyone doing? Bathroom breaks or snack stops needed anytime soon?"
Passenger #1: " I dunno about anyone else, but I'm really needing a Roga break ASAP!"
Passenger #2 : "Heylll yeah! Plus, I can Downward Dog with my pants down and pee at the same time!"
Passenger#3: "Don't you just love it when the stars align?!"