Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Galindaified

To Galindaify someone is to give them a makeover that makes them POPULAR.

-What?
-Nothing, it's just, you've been Galinda ified

-Wow, you look georgous!
-Thanks, I've been Galindaified

by EmmaBemma1 October 01, 2019

CAPTCHA

A CAPTCHA is a test to see if you are a robot while signing in to sights, posting stuff, etc. For some reason, Internet workers decided that just because a robot can make accounts, post stuff and all that doesn't mean it can tap a ✅ on a box or select all the pictures with traffic lights and all that stuff. No, that's impossible but making users and everything isn't. Of course.

-Damn it, I have to do another CAPTCHA
-But that's so easy! Robots could do it.
-Shh,they might hear us and make it an essay about feelings

-But I have none!
-At least you know what traffic lights are

by EmmaBemma1 October 01, 2019

Black Cat

Some believe they're bad luck. Some say that's racist. I say Its just a cat it's not racist or bad luck. Well it is bad luck if you're a mouse.

-A black cat! Oh no! That's bad luck!
-You racist.

by EmmaBemma1 October 01, 2019

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by EmmaBemma1 October 01, 2019

Jimmy

A companion of Johnny, who always gets mad at him.

-Jimmy, want an aple
-Did you just misspell apple? Seriously Johnny?

by EmmaBemma1 October 02, 2019

VSCO girl

Annoying creature
Found around the world, wears scrunchies and friendship bracelets, can't leave home without her hydroflask, carmex, burt bees lip balm, kanken backpack, metal straw and all the other things she has stolen from the world. She makes the sounds "sksksk" and "and I oop". A VSCO girl is something to avoid at all costs, and luckily by their oversized beachy t-shirts, scrunchies, friendship bracelets, kanken, checked vans, hydroflask and many more you can tell that they are one

Today I noticed that my friend is the dreaded VSCO girl!!! What should I do?

by EmmaBemma1 November 10, 2019

Aple

You just misspelled apple. Its apple not aple. What's wrong with you? You need to go back to school. Maybe you can bring an apple

-What's your favorite fruit?
-Oh, I like aples .
-Did you just spell apples with one p?
-Oh shoot. Autocorrect.

-Seriously Johnny! You expect me to believe that autocorrect make you spell it wrong?
-Fred and George made it.Shut up Jim.

by EmmaBemma1 October 01, 2019