Country Dictionary

Dirty trio

Step 1: Shit on their pillow Step 2:Put the shit in their pillow casE and Make a shit macE and hit them and theiR wallS Step 3:Put the shit mace in their tOilet taNk so every time the flush it comes out brown.

Hey! That son of a bitch dirty trioed me!

Gooner

A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves

Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!

Gooned

Placing the map over the island fools lagoon form Sea Of Thieves as to call a person a "Gooner" as a practical joke or slur

I'm not checking the map table your just going to goon me!" Aha! Get GOONED!

No Plank

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic

We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove