Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

truffle butter

A type of filling of a candy chocolate truffle. It is buttery, smooth, and melts in your mouth as you bite into it.

Lindor truffles have this excellent truffle butter quality that will definitely have a lot of people eating the whole bag.

by EthanTheComposer June 27, 2017

Poachtato

A plain, dry, poached potato with the skin peeled.

"Can you cook me up a Poachtato, honey?"

by EthanTheComposer July 10, 2018

Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer May 05, 2018

Nutkiss

When you kiss nuts.

Oh honey, I'm gonna give you a hard nutkiss.

by EthanTheComposer August 02, 2018

fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.

"Please... Just... fuck your ears..." - Mama

by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018

Kaitlyn Herman

1. A sweet little woman who loves auras, vibes, robes, and essential oils 2. The fourth person evicted from Big Brother 20

I want Kaitlyn Herman to read my aura.

by EthanTheComposer July 28, 2018

Samantha

A really really hot gal from the south of Virginia. Her southern accent will have you quaking. She is the type of girl who is never rude but can be very emotional at times. Her accent is heavily southern. She is the girly girl that never gives up. This girl takes care of roosters and has a lot of pooches.

When you walk past Samantha you will say, "WOO she is hot, and has a lot of roosters! AHHH they are chasing me, help!"

by EthanTheComposer July 09, 2018