Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Kaelyn

Basically a psycho bitch. Probably a pompous lesbian who doesn't give a crap about how others feel.

Burn in hell Kaelyn, you really drive me up the wall

by EvanC7 November 13, 2023

Portarlington

Probably one of the most inbred towns in Victoria, Australia on the outskirts of Geelong (because there's only one I in Portarlington and many locals are pretty old and stereotypically toothless).

Lynette: Do you like living in Portarlington? Evan: Hell no! It's where all the inbreds live. Lynette: Facts. You're not a local unless you were born under the pier! Ahahaha

by EvanC7 November 09, 2023

You're fired

That which the Australian people told Kevin Rudd in 2013

Kevin Rudd: Julia Gillard, you're fired! Synonyms: be gone, you're outta here, get out

by EvanC7 November 28, 2023

Bullshit

Bad

Paul: Why are you late? Riley: It's my mum's fault. She's a cleaner who I've got to rely on for transport as I can't drive and don't have my driver's licence. Paul: Enough with the bullshit! You're fired!

by EvanC7 November 28, 2023

Hamilton

A pretty isolated regional city in Victoria Australia. Pretty isolated. It's close to the Grampians and about halfway between Adelaide and Melbourne.

Marlee moved to Hamilton after growing up in Sydney

by EvanC7 December 17, 2023

Ted Bundy

A psychopathic motherfucker who raped, tortured and killed more than 30 women during the 1970s.

Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was

by EvanC7 November 13, 2023

not giving a shit about the Third World

Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.

Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean? Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.

by EvanC7 January 01, 2024