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Brown Syndrome

A disease in which a human’s skin pigment changes to a dark brown. It especially happens when someone or something is contaminated through touch of object or another person who’s bacteria level is off the chart.

Jared was diagnosed with Brown Syndrome after playing with his own feces bare handed.

Dumas

Instead of dumbass, this is what you call your friend in online chats so you don’t get banned or have your message censored.

Weegee tried to swim in lava. YOU: Man, you are such a dumas. Weegee left the game.