Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips

Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house? Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong* Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"

by FagFaggotSon October 08, 2017

Festive Bush

When a women shoves tinsel up her vagina

When I walked in the room, Shaniqua's vag was stuffed full of green,red and gold tinsel it was a very Festive Bush

by FagFaggotSon December 16, 2014

Sprong

When a Male or Female gets randomly aroused

I was sitting in class one day and got randomly Sprong

by FagFaggotSon November 19, 2017