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mother fucker

You're a stupid mother fucker if you don't know what MF stands for.

1. A sleep deprived, overworked college student who appears pale and walks around without expression. 2. Adjective describing someone who has left or in the process of leaving.

OS turned Falken into a ghost. I'm ghost.

Me. I am Falken.

Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.

The fluid that comes out of your dick when you take a piss right after jizzing. A mixture of piss and cum.

I pulled out of my girl and went to send a stream into the bowl and this weird lookin shpongle came out.

anus, ass pipe, chocolate factory, exit, turd squirter, shit hole, butthole, you get the picture

After being in prison for three years I can say with complete honesty that my corn hole has seen better days.

This is the nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks. See nutsack

My scrotum was itching like a mother so I shoved my hands down my pants and scratched until I bled.

Something most people don't understand. It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.