A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone or somethings aesthetic and perceived value, mask the lack of content and depth of character.
A- Did you see Dave’s post on Instagram the other day?
B- No
A- Its just him sat there in his car looking off into the distance flashing his fancy watch and designer clothes with the hashtags Range Rover, Burberry, Rolex. And he only went and sponsored the post.
B- That’s style over substance for ya.
An IT related joke where someone asks what the problem is and you reply ID ten T. Normally referring to human error.
A- What was wrong with Janet’s computer?
B- ID10T error.
A- fucking Janet.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok
(Later)
B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
When you go to shake a females hand but she goes in for a hug and you accidentally tickle her minge.
Forgot my boss was a hugger and accidentally gave her a Quim Tickle the other day.