A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where you wheeze while laughing for consecutive minutes (or hours) over something so hysterical that you can’t stop laughing for a bit, it’s also hard to talk without a laugh interrupting…
Brian: Rob, I’m watching this hysterical cinnamon challenge! Now I can’t stop laughing! Rob: Dude, be careful with that uncontrollable laughter… you’re gonna hurt yourself, Brian… Brian: I’m sorry, I can’t help it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
A Hispanic individual who is also of European descent, which can also be considered mixed of Hispanic and white.
Richard: Oh your name is Fernando? Are you a… Latino? Like hablas espanol? Fernando: It is called Euro-Hispanic, Richard. And no, I don’t speak Spanish. Only my mom is from Mexico, not both of them. My dad is of English, Irish and of German descent… what a way to be uneducated, Richard. And FYI, it’s not polite to call a Hispanic person a Latino(a/x), especially if you’re not Hispanic yourself…
To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.
Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour. Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible? Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.
Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want… Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant… Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?
When you got a tough, bossy attitude along with insults and throwing shade, but it ain’t a bad thing!
Duncan: No-go, it’s dud! Jo: Way to pick the wrong key, Dud-can! Duncan: Ha, good one! Jo: Thanks? Jo at the confessionals: Wow! Someone who finally appreciates my killer zingers!