A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guilty pleasure that should only be enjoyed every once in a while due its adverse effects to one's health. Usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite sex who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.
Friend 1: My ex-wife is a deep fried twinkie. Friend 2: What do you mean? Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.