A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Newbtube is a nickname for the Gernade Launcher attachment in the Call of Duty series. It is named that because newbies tend to use it as their only way to get kills, because it will kill their opponents in one shot.
I'm playing like crap, I'll use the Newbtube to get some quick kills.
Arkansian refers to the poor uneducated portion of Arkansas' society.
An Arkansian is a drain on the economy. They take more than they give. They're immoral, frequently having relations to those related to them. Their IQ is frequently under 80, and the are often known to never travel further than 20 miles from the place they were born.
Austin is cool, but those Arkansians got to got.
Drinking 18 beers, smoking 18 cigarettes and golfing 18 holes at a regulation golf course. Usually for the golfer who is there more for the party than the actual golf. It's an amazing feat, accomplished by few.
I pulled off 18 Cubed and immediately retired from golf.
Refers to a member of Facebook that flirts with other members of Facebook with no intention of ever following through on said flirtation.
The Facebook tease will also upload dated photos that completely exagerate their appearence, so if they ever do follow through with their flirtations, the other party will be thoroughly disappointed.
I know that chick sounds sexy, but she's a complete Facebook Tease.
The practice of ingesting a beer per hole on a regulation golf course. 18 beers in 18 holes. It usually results in uncoordinated golf and dismissal from the Golf Course. The destroying of Golf carts, clubs and apparel is also a typical result.
I pulled off 18 in 18 last week and I'm still hung over.
The feeling of ecstasy one feels after completing a fulfilling meal of soup, making one completely relaxed.
I'm staying in tonight, I have Soup Belly and I'm good to go.