Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

nom

A code word used in reference to a condom. Often used in situations where using the word condom would be inappropriate.

Did you remember to bring a nom?
Oh yeah, don't worry.

by Fone Bone September 07, 2020

Flubbernugget

A word used to describe the fat of a whale.

That whale is huge! Look at all that flubbernugget!

by Fone Bone November 25, 2018

Positive Pete

Someone who is always looking at something with a smile no matter what!

The Positive Pete comforted the worrying Willy by telling him to put a smile on his face.

by Fone Bone September 20, 2017

fatphobic

A word used to describe someone who is afraid afraid or unaccepting of overweight or obese people.

They is avoid talking to fat people and shame them behind they're back, therefor they are fatphobic.

by Fone Bone September 07, 2020

kleenead

A tissue used to dry off your hair. Often used when exiting the shower.

The word was created by joining the words Kleenex and head.

Will exited the shower and dried his hair with a kleenead

by Fone Bone May 23, 2017

Fudge Judge

A legal judge who specializes in food related criminal cases. The name simply comes from the fact that 'fudge' and 'judge' rhyme.

ALL RISE FOR YOUR GLORIOUS FUDGE JUDGE!!

by Fone Bone May 28, 2018

Willy T

A nickname given to white male rapper with serious talent.
Often considered a lump of hunk.

Whoa, that kid has some serious talent. He's the best Willy T I've ever seen!

by Fone Bone May 24, 2017