A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym Secretly We Are Gay Not to be confused with Swagger.
Example 1: Q: Why do you and your room mate have so much gay porn? A: SWAG. Example 2: Q: Why is with some of the guys who hang around that gay bar the Mine Shaft? They come off straight but I have to wonder. I'll bet its because they are a SWAG crowd.
The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar. The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals. Stealthing is a form of rape. **Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men. Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital. Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage. "Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
Slang: Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1: I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom. Example 2: Hey, hook me up with some crunchies. Example 3: I don't want snow. I want crunchies! Example 4: When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
Slang. An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head. Synonymous to: *A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes. *A complete Douche Bag. *Egotistical. *Ball breakers. *A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1) Preppie: You wish you were me. Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you? 2) You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper. 3) Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies: 1) a worthless person. 2) a person with no skills. 3) a person who lacks motivation. 4) incompetence. 5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick! 2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet? Son: They are too heavy for me. Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK! 3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK! 4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene. Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.' Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina. It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex. Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here. Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter. Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me. Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash. Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1: I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it. Example 2: I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash. Example 3: Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!