A fork of Rural Dictionary
Earmuffs that rail you computer, letting you hear sounds
"Bro lemme try on those headphones"
An energy drink that people drink because they have an addiction to it
Someone who hasn't had sex, sounds a lot like you.
"Jamie is still a virgin, believe it!"
A racist and homophobic orange.
"Donald Trump is gross." "Donald Trump is the 45th president of the USA."
Someone who cooks f*cking delicious food and has trained to become the master chef, and of course, to outcook Gordon Ramsay.
"OMG, HE SHOULD BECOME A CHEF!!" "Thanks, Chef! It's pretty good..."
Mostly brown stuff that comes out of someone's a$$ when forced. It can be hard or gushy. More names are feces and shit.
"Ah f*ck, I need to take a poop!"