A fork of Rural Dictionary
According to popular commercials, goldfish.
Truth be told, it's your mother.
homeless guy: I just had some off the snack that smiles back. :)
kid: You can afford goldfish?
homeless guy: Nope.
The male counter-part of a queef, smells extremely bad and may also be physically impossible.
Man 1: ....Dude what smells like dick?
Man 2: There is a slight possibility I may have freefed.
Man 1: What the fuck is that?
Man 2: *Sigh* Urban dictionary it Bitch.