Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

lazy ninja

Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.

"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon.com today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"

by FuzzyBB April 14, 2009

pointy elbows

A stock reply to the question of whether a woman is hot. Either the guy is being sarcastic, or he is gay.

Guy1: Dude, I would so hit Jessica Alba multiple times until she cried for mercy.
Guy2: Meh, she has pointy elbows.

by FuzzyBB July 19, 2009

spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.

spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?

by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009

NightDarker

The nemesis and polar opposite of spaceman, and a known gatorade fiend. Writes in barely comprehensible ebonics.

May in fact be spaceman himself, or merely a clone gone bad.

Spaceman
Fighter of the NightDarker man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of weird posts and snowmen…for everyone

by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009