Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mystery Penis

To have sex with a man while blindfolded.

Robbie likes mystery penis.

by GODSMACK May 20, 2014

kinki

You getting jizz shoved down your throat.

Noah is kinki.

by GODSMACK May 19, 2014

Big German Bagel

To put a bagel around your penis and have a woman eat it off.

Adam thinks big german bagels are delicious.

by GODSMACK May 19, 2014