Country Dictionary

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sittable

Refering to something you can sit on, esp something comfortable to sit on.

The couch in the office is very sittable. Eat that, Andrew!

by Guess January 26, 2004

337

The number tied to the Clandestine mystery from the band AFI. No one really knows what it means, except that it appeared all throughout their "Clandestine" video and there are said to be hints all through their last album, Sing the Sorrow. See 336.

Dude, I just discovered the answer to the 337 mystery!

by Guess June 27, 2006

Fusionrift.com

My site, and it's good. Assholes.

We have things

by Guess August 19, 2003

smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face

smoosh me please thanks

by Guess June 18, 2006

Children's Views

Yet another manifestation of Mistah's blatant homosexuality with little boys.

-"Children's views was waiting for me in the wash room" -"Children's views told me that if I didn't touch his special zone, he'd touch mine" - See Mistah

by Guess February 15, 2003

robert de niro

the fakest italian of all time similar to mike showerz except even showerz is more italian then him. he's been inducted to the italian american hall of fame even know he's 3/4's IRISH. he knows nothing about being italian even know he plays one all of the time....an example of this is he married like 3 blacks. real italians wouldn never dream of doing that. fuck you robert deniro, i used to think u were half which is acceptable, but wow, WTF 3/4's irish....jesus christ

i know he's a good actor but fuck robert de niro for lying to me that peice of shit....he loves blacks.

by guess April 19, 2005

ratfink

a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

A: Look, a ratfink! B: What's a ratfink? A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different. B: I really dont care

by guess December 22, 2004