Country Dictionary

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

A vagina belonging to a girl that Bon Jovi has fucked.

I think ninety-eight percent of the women on this planet have Bonjinas.

An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.

Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received? Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.

When you are not able to get to the place where you are going to partake in sexual intercourse with someone so one of your friends gives you a ride there.

Hey Cameron, can you make a sex run for me today?

A girl that is a slut and likes to have more than one dick in her at any given time.

Hey Mario,, I bet you five pesos that Rita is a dickmany.

The most awesome thing that can happen at any given time. Slang for awesome.

We are so mackin' it today, Lucas.