Country Dictionary

Typewriter

When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns

Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!

Spelk

When you're lit AF at 3 in the morning and you try to pronounce something, but instead it comes out as vocular garbage

Friend 1: How drunk are you right now?

Friend 2: Spelktacularly!