Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Turkeyneck

1. A turkey's neck

2. One who says:
a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"
b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"

Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"
Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
Me: "err... yeah, fine"
Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"
Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "....Indeedy"

by Glen-Mens May 04, 2006