A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A turkey's neck
2. One who says:
a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"
b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"
Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
Me: "err... yeah, fine"
Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"
Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "....Indeedy"
The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis
That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris
when you pull the penis over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store
Kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social
the stretchy piece of skin below the shaft of the penis and above the scrotum
"when it's hot outside i can tie my turkeyneck around my waist!"
The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.
Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.
Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.
A thug redneck. Someone in a large pickup truck, dogs in the back and blaring rap music.
Did you see that camouflage pickup with the loud rap music Trixi? Yeah, Irene those are true turkeynecks.