A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up
Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly
Can be known as the Dertz, mcdertz, or mcDirties. A slang term for McDonalds in Southern Minnesota (Possibly other areas too)
Bro 1.) Aye, bro! Where you headed?
Bro 2.) shit man, I’m kinda stoned and hungry. I might fly through the Dertz