Country Dictionary

the death of all the "lol" in the room, chat room, thread, etc.

oh wow. jjcoolj just killed that thread. what a lolocaust.

Really lonely depressed homosexual guy that takes pipe in his anal passage while eating dick

Eoin from web work house

When someone is really, really stonned

Shit, I'm well cained!

Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers

Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

the suffix that makes any person/place/thing cool as hell sounding. Sometimes the root word must be modified or added on -o- on to make it even cooler

Danieltron the swimming pool-o-tron easy bake oventron

A messy or disorganized person.

"Hey slop-can! Your room is a mess!"