A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.
1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!
An jibe that unoriginal people with no personal vocabularly like to tell people. Stupid.
Hey, <insert name>! Sucks to be you!`
The gathering of a group of frat boys early in the day to play beer pong in the front yard
Chad: “yo brad, whatchu up to right now?”
Brad: “idk thinkin bout hittin’ up that fuckboi picnic”
Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.
First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.
"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"
Anything of value that needs protection from outside influence.
1) I wish all these fools would stay outta my friggin gravy son! 2) The Taliban called and said for the U.S. to get the hell outta their gravy.