A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.
Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!
Riding in the back of a car.
Guy 1: Were all out seats, looks like your riding paintball.
Guy 2: Damn it.
Testicles that just so happen to be quite epic.
Guy 1: Damn, that guy just drop kicked that guy in the FACE!
Guy 2: He must have Epicsticles!
Pretty much the most legit rappers ever. They are Jim and Jeff from the radio/podcast show Jim and Them on Real Kid Radio. They steal the beats from popular songs and add their own lyrics. R.A.P.E.D. stands for Real ass people every day.
Damn, R.A.P.E.D. 's new baby parody is pretty damn awesome.