Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

school

1. A place to have fun by destruction, causing pain, or correcting the dumb teachers. 2. A place of pure evil where you are embarressed, hurt, posined, and brainwashed. 3. See also: hell; concentration camp; heaven; getting fucked up; weenis; and gay Someways to have fun at school: 1. Put a coin on top of a 9V battery, toss it into the hall when the bell rings. 2. Reprogram the computers. 3. put the SubSeven trojan in the computers and hack them. 4. become smarter than the teachers ...to be continued

School can be fun if you have the right tools. School is HORRIBLE!!!

by HDR February 04, 2004

lax

short for LAXATIVE, a substance that gives people a bad case of the shits.

It is very to spike foods/drinks with lax. I lax'ed the cake i gaiv him for his birthday.

by HDR February 05, 2004

Shit Bag

A bag full of the shits, usually put on a porch and set on fire before ringing the bell and running away.

I put a shit bag on my neighabor's porch.

by HDR February 05, 2004

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before: I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!! After: Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 05, 2004

moshers

A person who moshes.

I'm a mosher.

by HDR March 19, 2004

Weenus

a female penis

That girl has a weenus.

by HDR February 04, 2004

cracking

Cracking is gaining unwanted access to a computer with the intent to destroy data, opposite of hacking which is to gain access to a computer to view and copy data without destroying anything except log files.

Me: I'm going cracking. Mom: Have fun... The mom dosen't know that cracking is to destroy computer data.

by HDR February 05, 2004