A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.
person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?" person 2: "..." person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."
An Asian's morning wood.
person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning." person 2: "He's asian right?" person 1: "Yeah?" person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"