A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl takes both the penis and ballsac into her mouth simultaneously
She bamboozeled that guys dick and balls
Bamboo is a grass which grows fastest in the world. It can grow up to 3 feet in 24 hours. But it starts growing after more than a year. The explanation is that it needs strong roots which take long to grow. If it started growing the body of it without a root, it would fall down and never grow upward!
China used bamboo to make many things in their life, it is like bamboo is their heart.
A politically correct curse word. Modeled after an episode of Man VS Wild in which Bear Grylls attempts to craft a windsurfer out of bamboo. After unsuccessfully attempted to break off pieces of bamboo for a long time, he screams out "AAAARRRRRGGGGG BAAAAMMMMMBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in pure frustration.
Woman, I told you my knight elf was mining! Bamboo!
An Asian's morning wood.
person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning." person 2: "He's asian right?" person 1: "Yeah?" person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
rolling paper and or zig zags
Let me get some bamboo to roll this up with.
Bamboo is the same as broccoli in reference to weed but is not a direct slang for weed. This term is used when wanting to reference weed in an indirect, obscure way that only certain people will understand. "Bamboo = Broccoli" and "Broccoli = Weed", but Bamboo does not equal Weed.
"Hey you been smoking that bamboo?" "Yeah, this broccoli got me gassed."
A word describing a female of Asian decent. Usually used when the female is found attractive.
I walked through the door and found myself in room full of bamboo!