Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

laughertillious

the act of being heeled over in laughter, and nearly urinating thineself.

La Me: "Sarah got a pussy-echo, when you get close enough to her, you hear that pussy echo." La Mom: "Omfg, yes." *Mom urinates herself whilst laughing* La Me: "Oh, gee, Mom, what a white, laughertillious person you are."

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Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

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Debunned

When you cut off a guy's man bun with a machete, scissors or any other sharp object around you.

I debunned 3 hipsters today.

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Elephant Honk

When you're sitting down and you get up and your thigh clap together.

Oh shit, did you hear that elephant honk?!

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bubby

THE country stereotype, in real life. He normally wears a lot of camo, may chew tobacco, speaks in an annoying country accent that uses words like "cruck" (truck), "crick" (creek) and "code" (cold). The naming for this comes from the fact that he calls any immediate family or friends "bubby".

Hey, bubby, want some chew skoal?

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Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

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high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

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