Country Dictionary

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cruck

A car/pick-up truck exemplified by the El Camino.

Why the hell did they buy that cruck?

by BlueSmoke April 27, 2005

cruck

A car that has truck like qualities; a truck that has been half eaten by a car. Truck-car. Car-Truck... Cruck.

Man that Subaru Baja Sport is quite the cruck! Word!

by Kenny007 August 04, 2006

cruck

Short for craigslist fuck. when you meet up for a random cheap hookup off craigslist, and end up lying next to a naked, hot n sweaty 50 year old, 250 pound toothless trailer park chick.

Dude I hope i didn't get AIDS from that cruck last night Man, i was horny yesterday, so i went on the computer, next thing i know im gettin crucked.

by thisguy2222 August 19, 2011

cruck

That fugly peice of crap subaru Baha Sport car/truck thats covered in plastic, that has no purpose being invented.

"God damn look at that fugly cruck! they must be gay to be drivin that worthless peice of crap."

by JENASA August 01, 2004

cruck

Hurr durr, I'm a worthless piece of shit that can't even spell Baja right. Don't even mention that I probably drive a Neon or something American and I enjoy paying for repairs that shouldn't even be needed. Dumbass. I also believe that a car is crap based solely on how it looks, practical or not.

"That dumbass above doesn't know that Subarus are known for being better than anything American. Doesn't even know that cruck is a stupid, worthless non-existant word."

by Raped by: Subaru February 22, 2005

cruck

crazy luck a conjunction of the two words, inspired by from crunk or crazy drunk

man, that guy always wins he's got cruck!

by O(=^=)O Capn September 01, 2005

Cruck It

The process of acquiring food

"My belly's rumbling, I might have to cruck it!"

by yanshbenck December 09, 2018