A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ted: Hey man you heard about that faggot eater going around town? Jim: Nah brother he got locked up, they even made a documentary about him. The chicks go wild for him. Ted: Ah aight.
If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?
Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.
A vagina.
Greg: Sup shawty, let me get inside your penis't Shaniqua: Ew what the fuck Greg: Naw baby, you know like penis't. It isn't a penis. Shaniqua: Ight come fuck my penis't then
A creature dwelling in the nether regions of men.
Jimmy: Ay Timmy, gonna go skin the ol' flesh hog Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother Jimmy: Yeah buddy