A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.
mikyhial is the force that keeps the planet spinning. one day, mikyhial saw a kid try to tie his shoes and he kept fuckin it up, mikyhial said to him “luh man u need help” the kid said “yeah” so mikyhial taught him how to tie his shoes and said to him don’t ever give up and follow yo dreams. that kid grew up to be barack obama.
i love mikyhial, he is a great guy, i hope i’m half as cool as him when i get older