Country Dictionary

youngfella

(noun) 1. a young buck, ragamuffin or cribster who continously undermines the dominance of the older more sophisticated silverback male 2. A charming young monkey 3. A young Irish male

Silverback -

"If that youngfella wasn't so funny/charming I'd glimp the kneecaps clean off him."

Spa'patch

(conjunctive noun) an area or geographic location where spa-like activity is likely to occur. A military manoeuvre whose focus is dispatching spas on spa'patches (pl)

This whole area has been designated a spa'patch, initiate operation Upsy Downsy

glimp

glimp

:(verb) 1. to attain with malice 2. to perform a surgical procedure motivated by or resulting from impulse rather than thought

Guy - "I was delighted when I emptied my pockets this morning and realised that I'd glimped six lighters."

Guy - "So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella coz that's just the way I spalled it."

Spalled

(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.

Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."