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glimp

:(verb) 1. to attain with malice 2. to perform a surgical procedure motivated by or resulting from impulse rather than thought

Guy - "I was delighted when I emptied my pockets this morning and realised that I'd glimped six lighters."

Guy - "So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella coz that's just the way I spalled it."

It means:
1) A person who is stupid
2) A person who is annoying

"You glimp!"
"That kid over there is such a glimp!"

someone with a limp in both legs. think sbout it...limping with bothe legs. It's pretty sad.

I kicked him in the shins...now he's a glimp.

A glamorous blimp!

Damn! It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's Glimp!

glimp ; verb (Glimping, Glimped)

To have sexual intercourse while wearing 'Aviator' glasses; Often with a non-emotional face or cool voice.

Tom- Yeah, so I found out I really wanna try glimping some girl!

Jack- Yeah, it is pretty awesome.

The word 'glimp' is derived from 'gimp' and 'blimp' and refers to cars that have unnecessary accessories such as spoilers, body kits, excessive paint jobs and chrome rims.

- "Oh dude did you see that glimp tearing down the road just then?"
- "Oh yeah. Must have a tiny penis."

- "Hey, do you want to drive down the road to get some food with me?"
- "Not in that glimp."

When you masterbait to the point when your dick turn red

Jim “I’m going to go glimp”
Other Jim “well that’s fucking disgusting”