A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree. 2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart. 3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.
I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!
Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.
There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.
Any convenient form of nutrition.
I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.