A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.
Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.
The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.
"Dude, did you hear that Miami offered to give Florida a 21 point cushion for this years game?"
The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.
Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.
A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.
"I got laid in BG last night."
"Who didn't?!"
The school to attend if you want to receive a college degree while taking classes such as "AIDS Awareness" and "Basket Weaving". The university has also been known to hand out free money to its football and basketball players, which is highly against the NCAA rules. Just ask Maurice Clarrett and Troy Smith.
School Booster: Hey Maurice, want me to buy you a new car since you can't afford one with all your college tuition?
Maurice Clarrett: Sure dawg, but don't tell Coach Tressell.
An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.
Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.