Country Dictionary

Incubate

The time period between thinking a song or album is so-so, and having it play non-stop on your itunes.

Hilton: Did you hear that leaked Angels and Airwaves cd? Ian: Yea I did, what did you think of it? Hilton: It's kind of meh. Ian: True, but let's let it incubate.

Gunty McFupa

A combination of fupa and gunt, which describes an extreme case of the former and latter, conveniently packaged in a fun-to-say phrase.

"Yo Hilton, check out the Gunty McFupa on Marylyn." "Ian, that is the Guntiest McFupa I have ever seen."

Grafted

The point in time when a song or album is no longer so-so, and it is now playing non-stop on your itunes.

Hilton: Has the new Angels and Airwaves album had time to incubate? Ian: Hells yes, that thing has grafted for sure.

Peterson

A combination of the words "pet" and "person."

Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey. Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people. Hilton: So I have a pet person? Ken: Yes. A peterson.

Oldie Hawn

Derived from the actress Goldie Hawn, Oldie Hawn is a term for an elderly woman.

"Make the right dude, the light is green." "Well I would, but I'm waiting for Oldie Hawn over here to cross the street."