A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe an online group or community that has a large amount of people who claim ridiculous or far-fetched things. This usually includes rpers in a non-rp community. This is most commonly found in spiritual and supernatural-based communities.
Have you seen the forums lately? They've turned into a massive fluffbucket. Someone claimed that they shapeshifted into a wolf last week, and now everyone's claiming that they can see aliens walking around.
A cisgender, heterosexual woman who fetishises gay men. The term "girlfag" is a self proclaimed label, and is an offensive use of the homophobic slur "fag" as they have no right whatsoever to reclaim the slur, since they are heterosexual. They also seem to enjoy using the word "queer", which is also a slur they have no right to reclaim. Girlfags are incredibly homophobic and transphobic, as they see gay men as nothing more than an object to fetishize, they compare themselves to gay trans men which spreads false information, and they try to get themselves into LGBT spaces and call themselves "queer" for their fetish, which is dangerous when accepted as there are a large portion of girlfags who aim to sexually abuse and even attempt to rape gay men. The male version of Girlfags are Guydykes. There seems to be a considerable quantity of girlfags using the judging section of Urban Dictionary, as they keep refusing this definition in favour of the other, sugarcoated and bullshit-filled definitions that are already there.
Girlfag: Omg I'm so attracted to gay men! I'm so queer! I'm like a gay trans man! Gay guy: Uh... no. You're straight and cisgender and have a fetish for gay men. You're not "queer", you have no right to say that word, and you're nothing like a gay trans man. Girlfag: OMG STOP INVALIDATING MY IDENTITY YOU QUEERPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT AND IF YOU WON'T FUCK ME YOU'RE SOOOO FUCKING SEXIST OMG
The anniversary of the date on which best friends officially agreed that they are best friends. Despite the use of the word "bros", this term is not gendered, and is suitable for best friends of any gender. The brosiversary has a set of traditions behind it, but many who celebrate the brosiversary don't follow them. Some examples of the traditional brosiversary gifts are: 1st: A drawing done with your non-dominant hand 2nd: A really cool looking stone you found (you cannot buy it) 3rd: The tiniest sculpture of their favourite animal you can possibly make, in a tiny box (usually a ring box) 4th: A photo of their favourite food, which you should then eat. (the food, not the photograph.) 5th: A high five (it is important to try to make this in person, but if that is entirely impossible, high-fiving a webcam will do)
It's me and my best friend's fifth brosiversary tomorrow! I flew all of the way out here to give them a high-five, as is brosiversary tradition.
A process undergone by women in their late 40s to early 50s, involving the cessation of production of estrogen, and the brain chemicals responsible for empathy. Women undergoing menopause will develop an insatiable thirst for wine, but by this need quickly disappears as the process is completed, leaving only a single desire- to speak to the manager.
Menopause is the leading cause for wine mums.
A fan of the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Often male, but female fans are not uncommon. (plural: bronies) Bronies usually show a want to be accepted as normal people, but don't appear to realise that to be treated the same as anyone else, they need to stop making sure everyone knows and remembers that they are a brony at all times, without fail. They also don't appear to understand that most people don't appreciate the internet being taken over by their fandom, which is another main cause for the hate of bronies.
Person: Oh hey, you seem pretty okay, want to talk? Brony: Oh, hi! By the way, I'm a brony. Person: Uh, thats... cool? Brony: yeah, I watch FiM every day. Hey, who's your favorite pony? Person: Uh... I don't watch it. Brony: Oh, I should show you! Let me show you it, you'll love it forever! Person: No really, I'm fine... can we talk about something else? Brony: Ooh, look, something that looks vaguely pony shaped! It looks just like -pony name-! Person: Okay... I'm done. *Walks away* (In case you haven't noticed yet, this is a HINT. Please, bronies, listen to me, for the sake of yourselves and everyone else)
A sexuality that consists of someone being aroused by the idea of themselves being the opposite sex. Not to be confused with transsexualism, which is a medical condition defined by sex dysphoria. Autogynephiles are a source of false information about transsexual people, and are very harmful to the medical care of transsexuals, as they make a lot of people believe that transsexualism is the result of autogynephilia. Autogynephiles are also known as crossdreamers as an attempt to seem less dangerous.
Autogynephiles often go through medical transition to satisfy their fetish, and will often cause themselves discomfort, or dysphoria, with their sex as a result. Autogynephilia is harmful to transsexuals, as autogynephiles are a large part of the de-transitioning demographic that makes medical care for transsexuals difficult to acquire.
A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.
Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan! Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?