A fork of Rural Dictionary
A process undergone by women in their late 40s to early 50s, involving the cessation of production of estrogen, and the brain chemicals responsible for empathy. Women undergoing menopause will develop an insatiable thirst for wine, but by this need quickly disappears as the process is completed, leaving only a single desire- to speak to the manager.
Menopause is the leading cause for wine mums.
The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.
Kid 1: Hey, what's up? Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!
A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.
She was mean because she was going through menopause.
The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop
uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.