A fork of Rural Dictionary
the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.
1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."
Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...
stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes
1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.
when you see a girl who is tall with blonde hair and big boobs, you call her a kwitty.
"Check out that babe"
"yeah, shes a kwitty"