Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wiffeldorfer

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.

did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?

by Huge hammer69 March 07, 2010

Titty Sauce

The alcohol soaked breast milk that a mother produces after a night of heavy drinking.

Husband: the baby is hungry.
Wife: give her a bottle. My boobs are full of titty sauce.

by Huge hammer69 July 13, 2018

Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024