Country Dictionary

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

something random obviously 🙄

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something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

what your bf says after he found out you are pregnant

bf: well gtg we have no milk

the son of god

person1: i believe in jesus

your mom when she didn't get the correct order

chef: jeez karen

a women how give birth to the son of god, without sexual activities. That's why she is a virgin

i have no idea what to write in the example so im going to write "virgin mary"