A fork of Rural Dictionary
The picking up of girls by guys, especially hockey players
Player 1: Man look at Bobby over there wheeling those rockets.
The sexuality of straight men who are waiting until marriage to lose their virginity.
Guy 1: Man, Tim wouldn't have sex with that hot girl. WTF?
Guy 2: He's a Tebowsexual.
a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.
Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times