A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Ignore your boyfriend day! On this day, you need to ignore your boyfriend. That means don’t stare at them and don’t communicate. (No texting/notes.) No hugging, kissing, (etc.) If you’re a Single Pringle, ignore your crush or maybe a close friend. Legend has it, if you last a whole 24 hours you will have good luck on Dec 9
My boyfriend came up to me, so I turned around and walked away because it was sadly December 5th.
Saying You Lied in a Spanish accent.
Person 1: Julyed to me, bro! Person 2: What? I’m... American Person 1: (rolls eyes) 1:*slowly* YOU lied to me about yesterday!....