Country Dictionary

A medium to large plant, often grown in gardens. A good example is the current US president, whose intelligence and general ability to run a country is below average as far as bushes go. Also known as a shrub.

"It's pronounced B-uh-sh, you fools!"

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?" "Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

One of the many varieties of flying penguins found in Northern Stgebdun.

Pounds Sterling. The currency used in Great Britain (the UK). better colour than the dollar, but it's got uglier pictures on it (some queen or something)

"Would you like a pound?" "er... Sure" *WHACK*

One who believes that it is impossible to prove whether a supreme being (or a 'God') exists or not. An individualist who has finally realised that the statement 'Billions of mindless drones can't be wrong' is bull.

1) Phrase used by embittered old bastards who find that a band they liked became popular, so therefore they must suck now. 2) When a band changes style and then appeal more to the mainstream than to it's original fans. Often a band did actually become crap when it once was good: e.g. Incubus, Green Day. However, many bands who 'sold out' were already shit to begin with: e.g. Good Charlotte.

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.