Country Dictionary

Smogs

Half Monkey Half Person Thing that slurps and walks around with his boxers on backwards

The hunchback smogs slurped "I called next on playstation!"

Crouse

A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.

"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"

"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"

gib

215 pound eating machine that lives in Ingham, spends all of his time on computer or in the dining hall.

He was a Gib, all he did was sit at the compuiter and eat.